I think he's winning...

Things I have chosen not to learn (yet):

• How to program the sprinkler system.
• How to effectively pump up bike tires.
• How to actually patch bike tires.
• How to run the lawn mower.
• How to run the weed eater.

Things my husband has chosen not to learn (yet):

• How to sort and put away the kids' clean clothes.
• How to "smear" our kids with their various ointments and creams.
• How to make his favorite red lobster rolls.

Darn it all, he's ahead.