Friday, August 5, 2011

There, I Fixed It For You

I saw this on Facebook:
There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown. A word...after it is said. An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone. A person...after they die. Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile, Enjoy Life ...
And it annoyed me so much I had to modify it.

"There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown (through a large plate glass window). A word...after it is said, (especially in court). An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone (unless you are Marty McFly). A person...after they die (falling into an erupting volcano). Life is short, (unless you were Jeanne Calment). Break the rules, (except the ones that will land you in jail). Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly (as long as you aren't late for work). Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably, (except when your sanity is being evaluated). And never regret anything that made you smile, (unless you are a sadist), Enjoy Life ..."

Any other suggestions for it?

4 comments:

  1. Did you now I have a picture with her from my mission? We sang at the home she lived in for some of our service.

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  2. I mean know not now (ARG! I hate when I do that!!)

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  3. Very nice, you should be a comedian :)

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  4. Thank you, Steph!

    I thought I remembered that you had met her, LaDale! I wasn't sure if you just lived in Arles at the same time as her, or if you had actually met her. Pretty cool, you know. She holds the record for undisputed longest life.

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