Dear Baby Ralphette/Cinco/******,
Thank you for residing in My Womb for the last nine months. We have thoroughly enjoyed* having you as a temporary tenant.
We would like to remind you that the terms of your lease required your departure from My Womb no later than last Thursday, August 5. The grace period of four (4) days will end tomorrow, Monday, August 9. Please be prepared to exit My Womb by tomorrow evening.
We look forward to working with you--outside My Womb--in the future.
Yours sincerely,
The Management
*lies, lies
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